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  Swimsuits in Paradise

It’s hard for me to say who is the best dressed in Paradise. Mostly because none of these bitches wears any clothes. Perhaps I’m just bitter because I’ve been mainlining vodka and Pirate’s Booty for the better part of the last three months, but if it’s all the same to you, I’m ready to embrace […]


  Bachelor in Paradise Week 4 pt 2 recap

Here’s the problem with the Izzy/Vinny situation. Coupling up from the beginning really did a disservice to Vizzy, because we have to trust the word of the other contestants that they were this seemingly power duo. Despite reference to the fun they had, the conversations they had, I haven’t seen any of this. No burning […]