I would be lying if I didn’t admit that in my countdown to the Bachelorette every Monday, I do a driveby of Jojo Fletcher’s instagram, just to see what I missed out on this weekend. And, apparently, there was some kind of wedding to which I wasn’t invited. So. Rude. Fortunately, our beloved bachelorette wasn’t […]
This week on Southern Charm, Craig is up to his old ways. And by “ways” I mean falling down on the job, and basically phoning it in. After making nice with Whitney, he and Shep spent a few days in LA hitting on sixes and getting massages from aspiring actresses who can only hope that […]
Oh, I know. You hate Chad. And I get it. He’s arrogant and dismissive, he’s the inspiration for several high school based Lifetime movies and he smells like Axe Body spray and lunch meat. But despite all the testosterone and, what I suspect is a mad case of back acne, I have to give Chad credit […]
The most shocking part of the premiere of the Bachelorette is not that Jake Pavelka made a surprise cameo. It’s that I have no idea who Aaron Rodgers is. I mean, sure, peripherally, I know that he does something related to football. But when it comes right down to it, I’m more impressed that Jojo’s […]
Cameron’s purple piped blazer is from the Gap. I’m sure no one cares though, because we all want to talk about Craig and Whitney, right? I mean, first of all, Craig is 100% correct. Whitney is a bitter bitch because Kathryn left him at prom to go hook up with his best friend under […]
Okay, I am not proud of this, you guys, but I’m still in my pajamas. It started out with me waiting for the sprinkler guys, and now, 5 hours later, I find myself in a Jojo Fletcher scroll hole. I’ve hit everything from Google images to Bachelor Nation’s instagram accounts to get my fix of […]
What in the hell happened on the finale of Empire? A shotgun wedding with actual shotguns at the wedding? Maybe Empire records should think about signing some easy listening artists in Q3. The music isn’t great, but at least you could get through the entire reception without a bulletproof vest.
It’s a beautiful day. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. And in a few hours, JoJo Fletcher will begin her journey to find love – and I’ll begin my journey to alienate each of her suitors until they’re all in therapy. We’re all just looking for a happy ending. I’m particularly excited about this season […]