My winter wish list

winter

It’s almost Christmas, and you know what that means, right?

Bikini season.

Look, I don’t make the rules. I just shop in them. And this weekend, while browsing for chunky sweaters by Free People and Dolce Vita booties that won’t leave my toes frostbitten, I noticed that more than a few online retailers are already promoting tank tops and sundresses.

Listen people in the fashion world, stop trying to make “Cruise” a thing. It’s cold – I’m cold – and there’s no way I’m giving up my well-earned 5 months of thick pants and uber concealing sweaters just to show everyone that I’ve been stockpiling Cheetos in my mid-section for the last 12 weeks. Please, can we give the rompers a hiatus until March?

You can drag my frozen, cheesy-orange-stained body through hell before I squeeze myself into a pair of cutoffs anytime soon. Here are some practical things that are on my winter wish list; what’s on yours?

This post is brought to you by Revolve, who won’t try to force you to dress like it’s summer. Opinions are mine.


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