So, last night ABC put Revenge and the Bachelor back-to-back. By the time I’d finished with countdown to Juan-Pablo, I was entirely too stupid to actually comprehend what was going on in the Hamptons.
I kept expecting Emily Thorne to jump out of bed and beg Daniel for a rose. But, alas, Emily Thorne has lost her memory and can’t remember who she is or how she got in that unflattering hospital gown.
Down the street, Lydia continues to make out with Conrad Grayson at inappropriate times. Needy. Self-centered. A history of failed relationships. Now that’s someone who’d make a good candidate for the Bachelor.