Alex’s pink and blue splatter dress
See it at Shopbop
In the old days, before Internet and general tolerance towards human beings, we played games to find out our stripper names. Combine your first pet with the street you grew up on to discover your true stripper name.
As I never had a pet and grew up on 24th street, my stripper name was Nothing 24th Street, which I always thought made me sound more like a hooker than a stripper, but why are you judging me? You don’t know me. You don’t know what I’ve been through.
Last night, via Happy Endings, we were treated to the Gay Categories: Bears, Queens, Daddies, Sugar Caddies, Maple Smoked Sausage Patties, Belgian Waffles.
And Max embarks on a soul searching journey to discover what kind of gay he is.
Okay, it was really a bar crawl, but whatever.
The point is, in this day and age, it seems like this is less of a spiritual journey and more of a sort of quiz you could take on Facebook.
Admit it. You’re more curious about that than Farmville.
See what else Alex and Penny have worn on Happy Endings
Penny’s blue gray blazer and striped tee
Blazer: Helmut Lang
Tee: Urban Outfitters
Penny’s short sleeve dress
Alex’s red print jeans
J Brand See them at Revolve
Zipper Jacket: Alexander McQueen See it (on sale) at Saks