bikinis worn on the bachelor

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Are you guys kidding? It’s three degrees out. My skin is ashy and flaking off like Ally Sheedy in the breakfast club. My stomach has reached pure January proportions, like a cross between the Stay Puffed Marshmallow man and pizza dough. The very thought of getting into a swimsuit brings me to near tears, and I have to get my therapist on speed dial.

And some of you are asking for the bikinis worn on the Bachelor.

All I can say is, better you than me, ladies.

See the rest of the clothes from the Bachelor

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Bikini and Sean Lowe’s bathing suit

See them at Smack Sportswear

 

 

Comments

  1. Do you know what swimsuit he wore in his date with des?

  2. THANK YOU!! you said exactly what I was thinking!

  3. Yes. It’s true. I’m pale, my skin is dry, I have a good amount of holiday cookie weight that went straight to my belly. So of course I ordered one of the swimsuits. Makes sense right?!? Ugh. I have too much time on my hands ahhh :(>

  4. I’m with you!! I just love how in the dead of winter there is a tv show I can watch to feel worse about my hibernating, chubby self. (I tell my husband I’m trying to look like the fourth Kardashian sister, K-fatty.)

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