bikinis worn on the bachelor

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Are you guys kidding? It’s three degrees out. My skin is ashy and flaking off like Ally Sheedy in the breakfast club. My stomach has reached pure January proportions, like a cross between the Stay Puffed Marshmallow man and pizza dough. The very thought of getting into a swimsuit brings me to near tears, and I have to get my therapist on speed dial.

And some of you are asking for the bikinis worn on the Bachelor.

All I can say is, better you than me, ladies.

See the rest of the clothes from the Bachelor

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Bikini and Sean Lowe’s bathing suit

See them at Smack Sportswear



4 thoughts on “bikinis worn on the bachelor

  1. Kp

    Do you know what swimsuit he wore in his date with des?

  2. kristen

    THANK YOU!! you said exactly what I was thinking!

  3. Megan

    Yes. It’s true. I’m pale, my skin is dry, I have a good amount of holiday cookie weight that went straight to my belly. So of course I ordered one of the swimsuits. Makes sense right?!? Ugh. I have too much time on my hands ahhh :(>

  4. Amy

    I’m with you!! I just love how in the dead of winter there is a tv show I can watch to feel worse about my hibernating, chubby self. (I tell my husband I’m trying to look like the fourth Kardashian sister, K-fatty.)

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