Are you guys kidding? It’s three degrees out. My skin is ashy and flaking off like Ally Sheedy in the breakfast club. My stomach has reached pure January proportions, like a cross between the Stay Puffed Marshmallow man and pizza dough. The very thought of getting into a swimsuit brings me to near tears, and I have to get my therapist on speed dial.
And some of you are asking for the bikinis worn on the Bachelor.
All I can say is, better you than me, ladies.
See the rest of the clothes from the Bachelor
Bikini and Sean Lowe’s bathing suit
See them at Smack Sportswear