Revenge Fashion: Emily Thorne (Emily Van Camp) black top with lace panel sleeves
I should have been skeptical of the “Gift of Revenge.” I mean, let’s be honest. In what context is Revenge ever really a gift? It’s why you can’t order Revenge alongside the spring bouquet and mixed fruit baskets from 1-800-Flowers.
I mean, the real gift of Revenge is finding out your boyfriend from high school lost his hair at 26 and has a giant mole on the back of his scalp.
Am I right?
Still, the no-commercial interrupted version of Revenge wasn’t without merit. In addition to shilling the Target/Neiman Marcus holiday collaboration, Mason Treadwell and his quirky bowtie finally knows the truth about Amanda and we got to see Emily come unhinged, and begin what I can only hope is a slut spiral beginning with a steamy kiss with Aiden on her wraparound porch.
Having your ex-boyfriend see you making out with a hot, mysterious dude with a sexy British accent.
Now that’s the gift of Revenge.
No need to wrap it in a pretty bow, Target.
Want to see what else Emily Thorne wore on Revenge this season?
Amanda’s Black lace strapless dress (left) and Charlotte Grayson (Christa B. Allen) watercolor floral navy purple dress (right)
Left: Robert Rodriguez
Right: Lela Rose
Both part of Neiman Marcus and Target present holiday 24 collection