Miley Cyrus floral panel sundress

Oh hey, y’all. Didja hear? Miley Cyrus is marrying the hot guy from the Hunger Games.

Which explains why she’s lost so much weight.

Sure, Miley says it’s because she gave up gluten (read: solids) but the truth is, stress can do that to an alterbound bride. The pressure to find the right dress. The right combat boots.

Not to mention building a mock arena in the backyard where their offspring will ultimately fight one another to the death.

If only to escape from hearing mommy sing, “the Climb” one more time.

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