This is the part where I get all serious, which is ironic because the subject matter is anything but serious.
It’s the Bachelor Pad.
I await Bachelor Pad like a kid on Christmas. I mean if Christmas was a day marked by drunk people having inappropriate sex and fighting.
Which may be how you do things in your house.
But last night’s Bachelor Pad was a little like waking up on Christmas and hoping to see Santa, only to find six hobos rifling through your presents wearing Ed Hardy tops.
And that’s the nicest thing I can think to say about the “fans.”
I may be in the minority here, but on a basic level, I don’t hate the idea of bringing fresh blood onto the show. It’s just that they needed to be hotter, smarter and have not had previous relations with the Situation in order to have worked.
In a nutshell, if you wanted to bring new blood onto the Bachelor Pad they needed to have something the former Bachelor contestants don’t have.
And I’m not talking about a clean pap smear.
At the end of the day, I think the reason the new contestants didn’t work for Bachelor Pad was because anyone who would have been smart enough to make this show interesting was probably smart enough to know that going on Bachelor Pad as a “fan” would be the most mortifying and humiliating thing to happen on Reality Television.
Okay, maybe a second to having a threesome with Deena on Jersey Shore.
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