Kristin Cavallari baby shower black maxi

Since no one else will do it, I’m going to address the elephant in the room.

Kristin Cavallari is getting fat.

Sure her arms and legs are still impossibly thin. Her hair is bouncy. She has an undeniable glow. But underneath that fabulously shapeless dress Kristin is hiding a secret.

And it rhymes with Shmunkin Shmonuts.

Seriously. If I were a lesser person I might even start a rumor that Kristin Cavallari is pregnant.

The former Hills mean girl was spotted out and about in Los Angeles in this gold and black maxi dress.

No doubt trolling for donuts and a Dunkacino.

Time for an intervention, KC. And not a moment too soon. Bikini weather is just around the corner. That’s like your awards season, right?

*editors note: Yes. This is a joke. I know Kristin Cavallari is pregnant. But you can wear this dress to hide your little munchkin. Or a dozen Munchkins.