Well. This is it.
The moment you’ve all been waiting for.
When all the mediocre American Idol fashion will end and we can focus on Ashley Hebert and the MIddletons.
But before we bid Adieu to Homeslice and Alfred E. Newman, let’s pay one final, out of tune tribute to the beauty of slutty mall clothes, and those who may never make it to couture.
Hey, don’t blame me. I didn’t vote.
I’m doing this as I watch, so check back often