Testosteron-ista: Bachelor Pad Recap, Episode 4: The Chopping Block

By Laura Knepper, The Testosteronista

So, this week I considered writing about different types of tie knots…but I’ll spare you. 

The Bachelor Pad this week was pretty brutal…we learned who’s the dumbest, the biggest jerk, the worst boobs, and most likely to always as be a bridesmaid. There were also things we learned about the boys this week, but weren’t said out loud:

Jesse Kovacs: Most Likely To Go On Tour With Bret Michaels 

Dave: Most Likely To take That Shirt Off In Under 10 Minutes

Jeremy Piven: Most Likely To Interrupt Bachelor Pad Looking Like A Newsie

Every Guy on the Show: Most Likely To Repeat Outfits 

Jesse B: Most Likely To Look Good in Everything He Wears (including his rose ceremony suit) But Still Burp In A Girls Face

Host, Chris Harrison: Most Unique Tie Without Looking Like a Little Ringbearer

Host, Chris Harrison: Most Likely To  Fit In With People Under 30 While Still Acting Like An Adult

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