You're a fake and a phony and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you!

You’re a fake and a phony and I wish I’d never laid eyes on you!

· February 11, 2009 · By Dana Weiss ·

When it comes to fakes, there are some I just can’t tolerate. Specifically people, boobs, meat and handbags.

But then again, there are some fakes that I think are the greatest. Like cheese. And eyelashes.

And diamonds.

Whoa, whoa, hear me out.

I am not suggesting that you should go to Nordstrom Rack (the second happiest place on Earth) and buy a fake 6-carat engagement ring.

That, I think, should be real (especially the 6-carat part.)

But, I do think the single greatest accessory that every woman should have is a pair of giant, honking diamond studs. They’re perfect with jeans and a tee-shirt, or for Saturday night. Or for wearing with that beautiful grey, strapless gown at your sister’s wedding. They look good with short hair, or long hair.

And they never, ever make you look fat.

So here are a few headturners that no one will suspect are fake.

Especially if your engagement ring (and boobs) are real.

Crown Studs

$35.00

Emitations

Princess Cut CZ studs

$35.00

SeenOn MTV

Nordstrom 3CT Cubic Zirconia Earrings

$38.00

Nordstrom

Comments

littleDub says:

February 11, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Six thousand bonus points for the Grease line.

And if my ears were still pierced, I’d totally have a pair of CZ studs.

Andre says:

February 11, 2009 at 11:58 pm

And best yet, if you happen to lose it, you won’t care.

dirty lirty says:

February 12, 2009 at 1:45 am

you gotta love a girl who quotes grease, and you gotta love her friend who catches it…