Soft as a baby's bottom · Possessionista Celebrity Style

Soft as a baby’s bottom

· February 16, 2009 · By Dana Weiss ·

The first time I walked into Target and saw Boudreaux’s Butt Paste, I erupted in a fit of laughter.

Butt Paste.

Yep. Even now, Butt Paste still makes me giggle. Just a little.

But chapped skin (buttocks or otherwise) are no laughing matter. So in an effort to break myself of my lifelong addiction to Keihl’s famous (overpriced) lip balm, I tried out a bunch of new lip products.

Carmex, Chap Stick, but nothing holds a candle to Baby Kisses, the lip and cheek moisturizer from the geniuses behind Butt Paste. (Giggle, Giggle)

This stuff works overnight. On your lips. Cheeks. Even your hands. And it costs – wait for it – $2.99. Meaning by morning, you’ll have lips as smooth as a baby’s bottom.

Which is probably what they were going for.